can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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