I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Randomize
