Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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