I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Someone came in the potted fern
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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