Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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