shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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