I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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