even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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