I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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