(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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