Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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