I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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