Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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