We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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