operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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