Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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