help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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