Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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