my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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