It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I came so hard my ears popped.
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