I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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