Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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