There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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