doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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