when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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