i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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