Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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