Only a mothe r could love this liver
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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