Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
