There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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