what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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