Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I party with great urgency now.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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