problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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