i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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