i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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