did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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