Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
