So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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