i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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