Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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