turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
