Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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