can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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