Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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