I just pynch a tree in the face
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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