I'm really into asian looking animals
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
