Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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