let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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