It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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