could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
wow bdsm is so cute
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